Thanks to the extreme magic of multi-talented illustrator, musician, code wrangler and web designer Star St. Germain (www.thisisstar.com) I present to you: my new website!
Welcome.

If you happen to be in the market for a web designer I cannot recommend Star highly enough! She is super-patient with the tech fearful, unsavvy, or luddistic, so I can only imagine how great she would be with someone who already knows how to bang a 0 and a 1 together. She’s a great teacher, I seriously have learned so much about the internets from working with her.
But! even if you don’t need the coddling I appreciate from all service providers, she is just a damn good designer and will make your shit look and work badass. Star drew the illustration on the top of my site and interpreted all of my bizarre requests with aplomb. She’s hot, sweet, sharp as a tack and wonderful to work with. Now I’m writing basic html and uploading videos and shit, just like the rest of all 10 year olds. I am super grateful to her for helping me realize a fucking five year dream, finally pulling me into net society, relieve my intense web-related shame, and do the impossible thing no other trusted friend could do (aka talk me into twitter). So hazzah to her!
Star is the bomb…one of those chocolate ones filled with ganache.